Garfield: Permanent Monday

A Week of Garfield. Every Week. Until We Die.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Movable Feast, Hold the Sauce

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Now that Garfield has wadded up the spaghetti and put it in his armpit, Jon is not interested in eating it. On first scan, the gag is that ...
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Monday, May 10, 2010

Unfancy Feast

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The longer they stand around talking about this, the more burned the casserole will become. When Jon sprays water on it, it's going to ...
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Sunday, May 09, 2010

Immodest Mouse

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The mouse combo performs a song that both is / is about a celebration of their freedom of speech. The mice are interested in testing the bo...
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Saturday, May 08, 2010

Arf-heben

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Garfield and Odie engage in the dialectical death struggle, but this master-slave conflict will never resolve, never synthesize. One side i...
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Friday, May 07, 2010

What is Truth? Paper or Plastic?

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Panel 1: What is Jon doing? Jon is dressed up in a typically pattern-blind checkered suit and polka dot bow-tie combo, and standing around...
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Thursday, May 06, 2010

Eye of the Tabby

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So outsized is Garfield's self-regard that he does not differentiate between the sort of feelings Jon has for his girlfriend and the fee...
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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Smile, Even Though Your Sharpie's Aching

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To Garfield, Pooky is more than VanPeltian security object. His psychology may be stunted, but Garfield prizes his individuality and selfho...
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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

A Mid-Pleistocene Night's Dream

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Jon wistfully recounts an erotic dream to his cat, who mocks him in return. Before we get to the nature of what Garfield is up to, consider...
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Monday, May 03, 2010

Cat, Cook and Candle

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It is impossible to admonish, throw hints at, or guilt trip someone who is behaving rudely on purpose. A cat does not sit on your newspaper...
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Sunday, May 02, 2010

Ink Stud Fever

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Rare, valuable confirmation of Jon's profession! and... Meta-self-loathing! Daniel Clowes once compared the compliment of being a genera...
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Saturday, May 01, 2010

Doors of Deception

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If you have not experienced this, it may seem a little specific, but it happens all the time. There is a strain of practical jokery which i...
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Friday, April 30, 2010

I Have No Trachea, Larynx or Vocal Cords and I Must Scream

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Ignore, for the moment, that real fish lack not only eyelids but the vocal apparatus necessary to emit a blood-curdling cry of terror. Igno...
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Mard Mall of America

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How Did This Happen and What Does It Tell Us? Choose your own, from our list of possibilities... 1) Garfield did not see the mouse and came...
Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Burb, Baby, Burp

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Garfield regards Jon's accusations that he is disgusting as merely a statement of fact, rather than a complaint or criticism, as indicat...
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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Strip Nude for Your Kitty

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Were Garfield a human being, we would not hesitate to read this incident, in which Garfield strips a 3-year-old child to his underwear and l...
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