Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cake. Show all posts

Friday, September 15, 2006

The G and Cake


I frequently point out how Garfield uses pride in his own shortcomings to cope with the world depicted in the strip. Which is not to say he doesn't receive the same punishments or suffer the same miseries as the rest of the characters (or the rest of humanity). He takes comfort in lack of adventure or any basic activity including movement by scoffing at its value, associates negativity with happiness, and boasts about things others would not even speak of, etc. Extending the tendency to its logical conclusion, Garfield often takes masochistic pleasure in misery itself, even when as experienced by himself; this doesn't relieve him from the circumstance of his existence, and other characters deal with the Garfield world in their own ways, but Garfield's defense mechanisms allows him to face it with less agony than Jon and more integrity than Odie.

So lest we think Garfield gets his comeuppance for his gluttony, when the expansion of soft baked goods fracture his skull into a perfect cylinder, think again. Part of the joke is the improbable ability of partially chewed cake to suddenly regain its shape, and several layers to spontaneously stack themselves with such force as to shatter cranial bone from the inside while powerful jaw-muscle pressure is being exerted on it. The other part of the gag, the real biting edge, has to do with Garfield refusing culpability for his gluttony and thievery. No, it is not Garfield's fault that he ate hot cake batter which he stole from the oven: not even bothering to twist logic, but leapfrog it entirely, this is Jon's fault.

Monday, June 19, 2006

We're Ready to Party! We're Ready!


Q: How is Garfield's party hat staying on his head? I SEE NO ELASTIC STRAP.

Only in comics can you pull this kind of timing. Obviously missing is the moment when Jon and Odie pull out the massive 3-foot candle, crush the cake, and light the wick. During this missing time, Garfield has plenty of opportunity to see the gag and react. Thanks to the variable time-flow of pictographical storytelling, we don't have to witness these joke-killing seconds. But what fun to imagine them! Does Garfield see what Jon is about to do and try to stop him from ruining the cake?

Oh, the pleasure Jon and Odie take in this prank. Over the Hill parties are rife with gentle gallows humor... but the birthday boy ends up with real gifts and gets a slice of cake. Garfield's friends choose instead to insult him, and destroy the cake they made their grit-toothed grins the only prize, at the cost of having any communal, celebratory fun. Ha ha, jerks, you're 28 years older too. Well. Not Odie.

On this occasion of 28 years of Garfield, it is easy to look back and see how much the strip has changed. More satisfying for me is to see how much it has not changed at all. The eyes may be bigger, the jowls may be smaller, but Jon hasn't changed his shirt. As Garfield noted on his 15th birthday, the punchline today is the same as it was on June 19, 1978: Jon sits alone as Garfield is distressed and wants to be fed.

Happy birthday, Garfield. I'm pretty tough on you here at Permanent Monday, but I wouldn't do it if I didn't love you. I'll stick a candle in a lasanga for you, old buddy.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Rodentia Lapdancia


Surprising facts culled from today's Garfield:

1. Mice think cats get turned on by sexy mice.

2. Cats don't like to have mice in their mouths. Should a cat have a mouse in its mouth, the cat will spit it out.

3. Girl mice - even though no other animals in Garfield wear clothes - wear heels and little black bras.

4. Sometimes Garfield just stands around staring into space.

5. Though the job normally requires multiple burly full-grown men, Garfield is able to control the tremendous pressure of a firehose so precisely as to put out the tiny flames of birthday cake candles without damaging the cake, and the resultant moisture only causes two tiny drips on the elaborate decoration.

6. This gag is repeated from the June 19, 2002 birthday strip, except this time Garfield put the lady mouse in his mouth instead of just being grossed out. I guess the comics page got more permissive in the last four years. What's next? A panel about Marmaduke's balls being cut off?