Things We Learned Today
1. Garfield watches enough movies that he has highly developed taste in genres.
2. Garfield loves kaiju eiga. He is probably most excited that Toho has decided Godzilla: Final Wars is not to be the final Godzilla film after all.
3. I wonder if Jim Davis wanted the parody to be of Rowe vs. Wade, instead of Brown vs. BOE, but didn't want to confuse U.S. Acres die-hards. I guess that's not a "thing we learned."
4. Jon subscribes to a paper which publishes large 1/6th-page blank rectangles.
5. When Jon finds something "interesting," his facial expression is the same as when he is "suicidally bored."